Peace of the Pi

Friday, June 17, 2011


Spectators watch as a Buddhist calculates
the 3080th digit of pi
We all know that pi is irrational, meaning that there's no pattern to its digits. So how is it that we can calculate it to the thousandth decimal place and beyond?

As with all transcendental numbers, the answer lies in the secretive religion of Zen Buddhism. To compute each digit of pi, a Yogi will enter a deep trance and request the digit from the spectral plane. The monk must then continue meditating while waiting for the answer to come. In some cases, the guru will learn the digit in mere seconds, while in other cases, monks have been known to sit for weeks in patient anticipation before receiving a reply.

Of course, the answer must then be checked carefully to make sure that the swami's concentration didn't slip, resulting in a foul-up. Standard practice is have twenty shamen (or shawomen) check each digit before it can be officially recognized as correct.

This sort of technique, known as "Vedic math", tends to stick in the craw of Western mathematicians who prefer "rigorous" methods like algebra and calculus. Personally, I say go with whatever works!

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Time for a change

Sunday, February 01, 2009

According to Pagan orthodoxy, Mother Nature and Mother Earth are actually adversaries. This dichotomy, like so many others, was broken during Christianity's adoption of the Pagan gospels. The two enemies were merged and given a new foil: Father Time.

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The Old Switcheroo

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

In the original Latin version of the Bible, Jesus and Satan are the same character. Jesus turns into Satan (and vice versa) by drinking a potion. Near the end of the story, He loses the recipe and is stuck as Satan for all eternity.

It's no small wonder that they changed it for the English version. Although it's a great story, it isn't much to base a religion around.

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Chip off the old block

Monday, May 07, 2007

Ever wonder what the name "Jesus" means? Turns out it's simply the diminutive form of the name "Joseph" in Hebrew - much as we might call someone "Joey" today.

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Undeniable Fact: Bacon, forsaken

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Although their religion prohibits them from eating it, bacon was invented by the Jews.

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